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Living in Australia

Being an Australian, one reaction I often get from non-Australians is amazement that anyone can live in a country so full of deadly wildlife. But really, as long as you knock your shoes out every morning, and don’t go poking in holes in the ground, and wear long pants with thick socks and heavy boots, and don’t swim north of the Tropic of Capricorn in the wet season, and don’t swim at all in the Northern Territory, and keep a forked stick handy, and an anti venom kit, and stay within a 10 minute helicopter flight of a hospital, you’re perfectly safe. Most of the time.

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